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Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cleveland Browns. This 2021 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Cleveland Browns. Your 2020 record: 11 …
Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cleveland Browns. This 2020 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Cleveland Browns. God that fuckup is so pure. So very Browns…Estimated Reading Time: 8 mins
We asked NFL Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw why the Cleveland Browns can't seem to find a recipe for success on the field, and what they're doing that makes him think the team is destined for better days.
In , they went 1 and As I walked by he put his arm around his son and pointed at me. Maitreyi Anantharaman. One day I wore my Browns hoodie to the grocery story. They changed them then because all the fans said they were too boring. Four years later, the Browns were back in Cleveland as an expansion team. Narrator: Whether it was through poor scouting or coaching, the Browns franchise has notoriously struggled with their first round picks over the years. Funny Sports Memes. I don't think it's going to get into this body. But you have somehow managed to have even less. ChiefsKingdom NFL pic. Keep up with our blogs. But I have watched that helmet swing far too many times and definitely wished it knocked him out each time. Collection by Rip Raider. Popular Memes. Terry Bradshaw: They're on the right track. You also have nothing. My name is Manny. Shop Now. And so that letter sat on a shelf in my bedroom, along with my collection of sports memorabilia, until, years later, the barnyard cat my sister attempted to domesticate decided to piss all over it. I should have framed it then, because what better symbol of Cleveland Browns fandom can you imagine than a piss-soaked apology note from the first, in a long line of failed head coaches for this sorry excuse of a franchise? Baby Mouse. Cleveland Rocks. You people are good at being nothing. I just want to…not care. He still probably wants to nuke the gays. Baker Mayfield is a better commercial actor than a QB. The amusing capper to this is that the Browns only hired Stefanski this time around after Matt Rhule refused to even take an interview with them. Football Memes. You have no quarterback. It is led by a felonious carpetbagger whose every instinct is wrong. Graham Flanagan. You have no exciting rookie prospects. Many chalk it up to poor management and draft choices, resulting in a single playoff appearance since the team returned to Cleveland as an expansion team in after the franchise was moved to Baltimore in A sad empty victory while isolated alone at home. Graphic Novels. You have no jobs. A leading-edge research firm focused on digital transformation. Galactik Football. Fictional Characters. Book it now. It is statistically improbable for a team to be so consistently terrible. Kevin Stefanski is so apt for this moment in Browns history. Read all the previews so far here. But enough of all that goody-goody shit. Everyone here keeps voting for Jim Jordan. Football Stuff. Go browns! All those guys are Giants now. This is what being a Democrat feels like. This team and their history is cosplay.
Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. This Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your record: You still somehow finished third in your own division, but hey! Eleven wins! This was the best season the New Coke Browns have ever had, and the best season that the full franchise has had since But enough of all that goody-goody shit. They were swept by the Ravens, including a Monday night game where Lamar Jackson heroically came back from a sudden, emergency dump. Like the Rams, the Browns lost to the Jets in a game the Jets had no vested interest in winning. Against the Steelers. Yes, I hate that rule. But also: tough titty. Here is where I remind you that the Browns knocked Patrick Mahomes out of this game in the second half. All they had to do was come back against Chad Henne to punch their ticket to the AFC title game, and they failed. ChiefsKingdom NFL pic. We will all be witnesses. Your coach: Dreamy-eyed Kevin Stefanski, who has all the pieces in place to run a dynamic offense and absolutely refuses to do so. He still probably wants to nuke the gays. Every heartwarming story with this team has a string attached. Do they have a Guy on the coaching staff? Your backup is Case Keenum. Could they not find anyone over 5-foot-4 to play for this team? He was in Tennessee last year, played only half the season, and registered exactly zero sacks. In fact, Clowney only has three sacks total since the Texans traded him a couple of years ago. Let them get their hopes up. The truth would just fly right over their Dodge Neon anyway. Clowney will suit up for every other team in the AFC before his career is officially over two years from now. What has always sucked: Can I say Odell? Full Odell Beckham Jr. I don't think it's going to get into this body. I don't want no parts of it, it don't want no parts of me. It's a mutual respect. This team could really use a replacement-level safety. A Jabrill Peppers, if you will. They could also use a top run stuffer, like Dexter Lawrence. Ooh, and what about a promising edge rusher like Oshane Ximines to complement Myles Garrett, huh? All those guys are Giants now. Dave Gettleman, who has been the main character of these previews all summer, got one over on your sorry asses. So, once again, your offense will make everything look much, much harder than it needs to be. The dumbest argument you hear is that the spike in crime is because of guns. Oh really? Was there an explosion of firearm ownership over the last two years, or did maybe something else happen? Ohioans in general are far too entitled given how little they do for the rest of us, but Ohio sports fans are somehow even worse about it. This state never wins anything. It still wishes it had been part of the Confederacy even after assisting in its defeat. And Ohio State only wins football games when Urban Meyer and his little black book of assassins is around. Has that tempered any of the burgeoning arrogance forthcoming from Browns fans? The rest of us were right to treat Cleveland like a wet dump of a town all along.
Their tight end is pretty good, their running back is pretty good. Well lemme tell your sorry asses what happened…. I feel confident enough now to say that Baker Mayfield is a shitty player. Remember when Browns fans actually thought they had a chance going into last season? Nfl Jokes. Start Time. Hell, I never even got a copy of the photo they took. You got played. Kalyn Kahler. Even for a zombie franchise with two winning seasons in the 21 years since its human form was murdered by Art Modell, the campaign was especially soul-destroying. All those guys are Giants now. About a month ago, David Njoku made it known he wanted out of Cleveland. After years of the most egregious tanking this side of the Sixers, the Browns promoted to head coach the dumbest, most unqualified man ever to lead an NFL team. It is led by a felonious carpetbagger whose every instinct is wrong. You probably have no homes. In fact, Clowney only has three sacks total since the Texans traded him a couple of years ago. In fact, the last time the Browns made the playoffs was in The fabled DAWG POUND is about to burn through a couple decades of residual good will from the rest of the league by being obnoxious, front running jackasses as bad as any Patriots fan, but without the accomplishments. And that was it. Funny Football Memes. This Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. You have no exciting rookie prospects. This team could really use a replacement-level safety. Patrick Redford. Apparently that came as news to Cleveland. Getty Images. As I write this I am wearing a Peyton Hillis jersey. Terry Bradshaw: They're on the right track. So don't be surprised. The Browns, as stated, have nothing. Leave it to the Browns to break their year playoff drought in a year that nobody was watching football, only to then blow it when everyone started watching football because the Browns broke their year playoff drought. What has always sucked: Can I say Odell? A sad empty victory while isolated alone at home. Myles Garrett could have beheaded Mason Rudolph and a not insignificant portion of fans would have supported it. Our big brained strategy guy is a dude who was shown the door by the fucking Mets for not being up to the job. Movie Quotes. What happened next? I don't think it's going to get into this body. But since , the Browns have only had one playoff appearance. There would have been no better time. Also, he got strangled. To say this team is hexed is like saying JFK left Dallas with a migraine. Ships at the end of the month. I could con all of you people into believing the tooth fairy still exists, I swear to Christ. Funny Nba Memes. Give It To Me. Narrator: There was a slight glimmer of hope in Week 1 when the Browns tied the Steelers, in the first regular season game without a loss since I legit just got a got from the Browns telling me I've been banned from the stadium for throwing the beer in Logan Ryan's face Sunday. To pretend you never existed. You can pick another team. They make everyone who touches them look stupid on an almost weekly basis, which if nothing else should teach humility to blowhards. Baker Mayfield. I spent the Chiefs game asleep at home, unable to as I tried to get healthy. Area Codes. Loved One In Heaven.
Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. This Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your record: Remember when Browns fans actually thought they had a chance going into last season? The second that team traded for Odell and actual NFL experts began picking them to win the division. What happened next? Well lemme tell your sorry asses what happened…. Then the offense took the field and gave up a sack. Jarvis Landry had to retract his own victory guarantee prior to that game. Also, he got strangled. I legit just got a got from the Browns telling me I've been banned from the stadium for throwing the beer in Logan Ryan's face Sunday. I'm fairly certain I haven't been to a game since What a complete pile of shit. I never want to hear you Dawg Pound losers talk this team up ever again. Did Todd Haley nut into your bloodstream or something? I understand that wandering across the football version of the Sahara for the entirety of this century is enough to make any fan hallucinate, but your coach was a fucking HVAC repairman. Your run defense was an extraordinary disgrace. Your owner was and is a Robert Loggia villain. What were you people expecting? Is there a learning allergy in Ohio? Do you gunt collectors retain ANY information presented to you? I could con all of you people into believing the tooth fairy still exists, I swear to Christ. Anyway, the Browns ate curb for the th year in a row and Kitchens got shown the door after just one season at the helm. Remember: Kitchens was hired after serving as interim offensive coordinator the year prior. Your coach: Not Eric Bieniemy. I know you thought this team might hire Eric Bieniemy, but no. Stefanski, if you recall, was the overwhelming first choice of Browns management when they were searching for a head coach over a year ago, but team owner and actual criminal Jimmy Haslam overruled them after consulting his precious Magic Eight Ball keychain. The amusing capper to this is that the Browns only hired Stefanski this time around after Matt Rhule refused to even take an interview with them. This is what being a Democrat feels like. Always a tossup. To that end…. I feel confident enough now to say that Baker Mayfield is a shitty player. You could see his regression last season from the International Space Station. Yards per game? Yards per attempt? Also down. I drafted this man in the third round last year. I am dumb as a Browns fan. Not a good feeling. You got played. You get played over and over and over and over again. Playing in Cleveland is so miserable that Baker Mayfield is four more losses away from fully entering his Jay Cutler phase. I wish there were no season. Is Austin Hooper the kind of tight end who only puts up impressive numbers when he has a good quarterback throwing to him? About a month ago, David Njoku made it known he wanted out of Cleveland. Apparently that came as news to Cleveland.